"I would die for you. But I won’t live for you."
- Stephen Chbosky, Perks of Being a Wallflower
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
can we please not reblog this post
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
I overheard this conversation earlier today
- Girl: You think I can hold drink because I am Russian? That is stereotype.
- Guy: Oh, sorry. I didnt mean to offend you. But can you?
- Girl: Of course I can, Im Russian.
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can still see those seductive eyes of yours!
I got my eyes on you